My reactions to reactions

 
1. You should make a special appearance in your film.
Ans: I know I don’t look good. But what you have suggested me to play…… Well it hurt me. I hope my girl friends won’t read what you wrote.
 
2. Why did you highlight the artifacts in Phoonk?
Ans: If I have to explain that, the purpose was lost.
 
3. Who killed the new contractor in Phoonk?
Ans: I am not sure but it could be the crow or maybe it’s the Nimboo. You never know in these kinds of films.
 
4. Lately you seem to be a bit mellowed down.
Ans: You must be crazier than me. I think many concerned people are about to lock me up for my craziness.
 
5. I have not seen Khamosh Pani, but Maqbool is a good movie.
Ans: Hello! I was not talking about their merit. Read my piece again and this time take the help of someone who has better brains.
 
6. How was the shot taken in Phoonk when the camera revolves around the girl as she is going to school?
Ans: With a sagway attachment to the steadicam. It is a battery driven two-wheel vehicle which allows the cameraman to stand and travel on it holding the steadicam.
 
7. Do you hate the people who like you or do you like the people who hate you?

Ans: Like is not the right word. I definitely am more interested in people who hate me than the people who like me. Because from the people who  hate me I can learn or unlearn something whereas the people who like me I take them for granted.
 
8. What is your view on human relationships?
Ans: They are need-based.
 
9. Success lies in telling a complete story in an entertaining way.
Ans: Ho–Hum!
 
10. Your post is very confusing.
Ans: Wait a few years and try reading again.
 
11. If Thakur’s family is your films, you cannot be Gabbar as they both are staunch enemies.
Ans: Hello, I meant that in the analogy of that scene. If you can’t get it, get someone’s help to make you understand.
 
12. Your talk on love and saying love only sometimes gives good sex leaves no room for other relationships.
Ans: Try to know a joke when you see it. Secondly I believe that true love can only exist with a child or a dog as in both cases the receiving party won’t expect more than a cuddle or pat or a sweet. In the case of adults, well…
 
13. Indifference is worse than being hated.
Ans: Thanks for reminding. After reading your post I am indifferent to you.
 
14. In Phoonk why did Madhu perform black magic in a cave instead of her house?
Ans: Er… I wanted to ask Madhu. But she died.
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28 Responses to My reactions to reactions

  1. Narendra says:

    Secondly
    I believe that true love can only exist with a child or a dog as in
    both cases the receiving party won\’t expect more than a cuddle or pat
    or a sweet. In the case of adults, well…Nice one.

  2. Narendra says:

    With a sagway attachment to the steadicam.
    It is a battery driven two-wheel vehicle which allows the cameraman to
    stand and travel on it holding the steadicam.Thank you for the information.

  3. Unknown says:

    You told \’Relationships are need based\’…..
     
    Tell me this thing, why your mother showing love towards you? what she needs?
    ok, may be she needs the respect from society as society may dis-respect her if she won\’t look after her children.
     
    but now tell me one thing, do u have love towards to your mother? what is the need for you to love your mother? you won\’t damn care society right? but still you loves your mother because she has taken good care for you and she is blood related and there is no single damn need here.So some relationships are just love but not need.
     
     
     
     

  4. Brentmeister says:

    I like the way you made a special appearance in the film " Company " . In the scene , where Malik is about to get shot , the camera dollies and moves closer to Ajay Devgan and Manisha coming out of the hospital . There are a couple of cars with shiny metallic bumpers. And , in the reflection , we get to see the great RGV sitting near the camera man wearing shades. Kudos to you for writing that Special Appearance scene !
    Any other mediocre director would have popped before the camera and talked directly to the audience in the name of Special Appearance.

  5. Brentmeister says:

    I like the way you made a special appearance in the film " Company " . In the scene , where Malik is about to get shot , the camera dollies and moves closer to Ajay Devgan and Manisha coming out of the hospital . There are a couple of cars with shiny metallic bumpers. And , in the reflection , we get to see the great RGV sitting near the camera man wearing shades. Kudos to you for writing that Special Appearance scene !
    Any other mediocre director would have popped before the camera and talked directly to the audience in the name of Special Appearance.

  6. Amarnath says:

    Why dont you make a science fiction? I feel that you can handle a subject with more thematic complexity. 🙂

  7. Narendra says:

    It\’s an interesting contest sir to ask audience to write the story for PHOONK 2. I have a story which I already submitted in the contest. I just want to know what Co- RGV fans think about it. Friends if you have a little time do read it an lemme know if you liked it or not.
     
     
    THE STORY :

    "RGV is the most successfull director in the country. He delivered 6 smashing hits one after the other. He now teams up with Karan Johar – Ekta Kapoor (The couple who own one of the biggest multiplex chain in India) to produce a movie for them. They instead involve in foul play by traffiking the stories to Yash Raj Films who are on a loosing streak.
    RGV finds it out and throws them out of his camp in the most humiliating way possible. He then once again teams up with Boney Kapoor who dies as soon as the movie is announced. With no option left he produces his movie which is supposed to be a take on Media. It turns out to be the biggest flop in the Hindi Cinema Industry. Also the entire media takes revenge on him for attempting such a subject and trying to degrade them. Different stories like his link up with Underworld, his friendship with Dawood etc., are created and many such turmoil of events create havoc in his life. All his Girlfriends start deserting him one by one. He finds it very strange that though he\’s being good to his girlfriends he doesn\’t get good sex most of the times. It\’s an all time low for him and his career. His following projects too bomb at the box office leaving him bankrupt. He cannot sleep, eat, drink or atleast fuck. He cannot understand why his movies are being duds at the box office though he thinks that they are the best works in his career. Being the kind of atheist he is, he doesn\’t believe in his friends ideas to do puja\’s to get rid of the evil veil that they think is around him. They also advise him to make a mythological film to please gods. He throws a deaf ear to all of them.
    Now the situation gets worse when a non bailable warrant is issued against him under anti terrorist act because the recent balsts in Mumabai carried by terrorits are very similiar to the way he depicted them in one his flop movies. This comes as the biggest shock to him. He gets a little afraid now. Even the bravest of men have their weak moments. RGV is no exception. He atlast tries to listen to what his close friends are saying and meets this baba called Zakhir Hussain who tells them that Black Magic was done to him by Karan Johar and Ekta Kapoor. The man who\’s helping them is his friend and poster designer Sachin Gaurav. He then kills them along with the Baba and starts a mythological film on Sai Baba which gets released and turns out to be a huge hit bringing back the much nedeed commercial success for him and ofcourse sex too."

  8. Narendra says:

    Sir I also think it would be very interesting if you annonce a \’Dare to Laugh\’ contest for the story that I just posted (for Phoonk 2). Any one who can watch the movie without laughing atleast once will be rewarded 50 lakhs. How about it?

  9. Brentmeister says:

    It is funny.. Can be a Phoonk spoof rather than the movie itself.

  10. Narendra says:

    It is funny.. Can be a Phoonk spoof rather than the movie itself.Thank you. It\’s just for a few laughs. I don\’t think someone will make a movie with that story in India. We don\’t have scary movie culture here after all. Sir, why don\’t you produce a movie like Scary Movie in India? Please don\’t direct it though. You and we can have fun by taking a dig at Yash Raj and Karan films that way.

  11. srinivas rao says:

    Hi Narendra,I think ure too jelous of RGV having an affair with girls. In ur story there is a point that he is desrted from his women since his movies were going flop and finally he RGV had come up with a movie on sai baba. Extending ur story, U were the financier to RGV for the movie on sai baba, and after ur commercial success, all the girls of RGV are behind u. One fine morning u had a quarrel with one of the girl, in a moment of anger u had hit her on head and she felt dead. Then a police enquiry went and u were behind bars having the delicious central jail food. Since ure fond of girls, u had sex with one of the maid in jail and unfrtunately she found to have some sexual disease. with in few because of that disease ur life has come to an end.how is this story. how is this story.stop writing rubbish comments. if u dont like the blog get awat from it. dont show ur intellectuality here.RGV is the utmost respected person in bollywwood. becareful in writing  rubbish  things against him.Regards,srinivas rao vardhineni, pune

  12. Unknown says:

    RGV sir do a movie with NTR,future legend if Indian cinema

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