“11 things which scare me the most”

 
(1). To be closeted in pitch darkness. (I would like to see what is about to kill me. It will be pretty dumb to die without knowing that.)
 
(2). Traveling alone on lone highways in the night. (God knows where it suddenly might lead to.)
 
(3). Being alone on a deserted beach. (I have this nagging feeling that something is lurking just under the water, just waiting to catch me alone.)
 
(4). Some women who don’t know anything and don’t listen to me about anything. (I so wish to God that he makes them with a built-in remote control.)
 
(5). The spirits of whoever died in the cast and crew of “Sholay”. (The police can protect me from the living, but who will protect me from the spirits?)
 
(6). People who are my well-wishers and can’t stop advising and patronizing me. (They just make me feel as if I am dying or dead.)  
P.S: I love the critics and the people who hate and bitch about me and my films as atleast they make me feel alive.
 
(7). Children because they take the attention away from me and also keep making me realize that I am as kiddish as they are.
 
(8). Police-men because I have this nagging feeling that I am a criminal somewhere deep inside and they will some day find out.
 
(9). Criminals because I feel one of these days they might just think that I am letting too many of their trade secrets out and… well.
 
(10). Karan Johar’s films for the very very obvious reasons.
 
(11). My own films for even more very very obvious reasons.
Hey women, children, well-wishers, spirits, critics, Police-men, criminals and Karan, I was just kidding.
 
And then maybe… I am not.        
                                             
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18 Responses to “11 things which scare me the most”

  1. Narendra says:

    Number 5 and 10 are too good. Great post sir. BTW, I like Karan\’s movies sans KANK.

  2. krishna says:

    (1).I would like to see what is about to kill me. It will be pretty dumb to die without knowing that.—why would it  be dumb when you will be dead.(As u dont believe in Reincarnation)(4). Some women who don’t know anything and don’t listen to me about anything. (I so wish to God that he makes them with a built-in remote control.)—Women can never be controlled ,even by God(5). The spirits of whoever died in the cast and crew of “Sholay”. (The police can protect me from the living, but who will protect me from the spirits?)—Don\’t worry,Show them one of your horror films,they will be scared(do u feel that police can protect u from the living???)(6). People who are my well-wishers and can’t stop advising and patronizing me. (They just make me feel as if I am dying or dead.)  
    P.S: I love the critics and the people who hate and bitch about me and my films as atleast they make me feel alive.—-Even i am critic,though u made many film i never patronized you except for Gayam,Anaganaga Oka Roju,Kshnak Kshnam and Money(I feel that u directed  the film \’Money\’)(7). Children because they take the attention away from me and also keep making me realize that I am as kiddish as they are.—Even i feel that you are kiddish as u don\’t listen to anyone(8). Police-men because I have this nagging feeling that I am a criminal somewhere deep inside and they will some day find out. —Who knows?(You recently made a confession about the incident of Panjagutta Police Station)(9).
    Criminals because I feel one of these days they might just think that I
    am letting too many of their trade secrets out and… well.
     —–8th and 9th are very interrelated,i hope the police don\’t look at them seriously(10). Karan Johar’s films for the very very obvious reasons.
     —Nothing is obvious about Karan Johar Films.(11). My own films for even more very very obvious reasons. —?????????????????I wrote the above comments with good humor,dont take them seriouslyDNA CRITIC

  3. Unknown says:

    Hi RGV,
     
    Well written article. Do you like confusing people and playing with their psyche, much like Jiah Khan\’s character in Nishabdh?

  4. Ravi says:

    Ramu,
     
    Though I am a dedicated fan of yours for \’obvious reasons\’, I am a great admirer of \’what (ever) you say\’! You have a great knack of saying what ever you want to say….and then quote as \’kidding\’ 🙂 Mate, I think your blog is becoming addictive to \’hardcore\’ (the term that you fancy or fantasize :-)) fans like me. These days, unknowingly & unintentionally, I seem to be emulating your style of speech & expression. I also started to say what ever I want to say or retort back at others and quote – \’my Guru, RGV said the same thing\’ 🙂 Easy way out…LOL.
     
    Vito

  5. Unknown says:

    So you \’watch\’ Karan\’s movies!

  6. krupakar says:

    // (6). People who are my well-wishers and can’t stop advising and patronizing me. (They just make me feel as if I am dying or dead.)  
    P.S: I love the critics and the people who hate and bitch about me and my films as atleast they make me feel alive. //
     
    You are not leaving even ppl who are close to you.. Now you indulge some more confusion to them regarding how to behave with you…. All you close buddies of RGV.. please stay away from this site… atleast you will be out of confusion and talk with him freely without thinking how he will be reacting inside.
     
     

  7. E says:

    Hi RGV,
     
    LOLOLOLOLOL…….ROFL…..specially….4th and 10th….Ha ha ha….good monday morning laguhs….!!!
    BTW..regarding your well-wishers and your critics…
    Are you trying to make amends with your critics..since most of them have become even more determined to trash your work?
     
    Cheers
    EV
     

  8. Unknown says:

    Hi RGV,
    My understanding is " Fear is something, that protects you from the unknown"
    as you rightly gave the example of unknown noise coming from a room, and your fear is max when ur approaching it to check!
    My feel – people doesnt normally wants to look beyond the "dark"
    I am seriously waiting for the release of Phoonk, my best regards for the release.
     
    Kousttav

  9. srinivas says:

    I started to get a feeling that deep inside.. you like Karan very much.. Soon you two will make great friendship.. Of course not his films..

  10. allajunaki says:

    LOL!!! I agree with u on point 5. Watched ur version of the movie and wondered WTF was that.. 🙂 But thats ok, When u r taking chances, not all ur efforts work…. Anyways, great going!! Eager to watch ur latest creation… 😉

  11. Unknown says:

    Regarding point number 8 I am sure you will related to Kafka\’s The Trial. The notion of being guilty because you felt so.

  12. Unknown says:

    "(4). Some women who don’t know anything and don’t listen to me about anything. (I so wish to God that he makes them with a built-in remote control.)"What about men who don\’t know anything? Oh wait! Is that even possible?Stick to making action movies, sir. Sexist jokes don\’t make good comedy.

  13. Prince says:

    Are you the one who s writing all that crap or did you hire some image consultant to do perception / image / identity management (online) for you.Be as real as you can.Prince

  14. Mitesh says:

    Hi Mr. Verma,
     
    I am one of your loyal fan and have always enjoyed the movies you have made. Lately i see you a bit mellowed down on the electronic media and think you are not speaking your mind, at time i feel you are allowing the anchor to increase their TRPs by answering stupid question the old Ramu was upfront and aggressive would love to see you in that mould and am awaiting more blockbusters from you. I am not sure what has happened with you and mohit but had lots of hope after Jamesa any chance you will work with him. I am the First day last show viewer of RGV movies and will always be.

  15. Unknown says:

    RGV!!Another interesting post yet again!!

  16. Unknown says:

    your blog is just like u. MYSTERIOUS. you know how to stand apart from crowd. people will say It\’s madness, he is megalomaniac, running short of ideas, who cares. just do what you want to and give us what we want to see till the end of your time.all the best.

  17. Unknown says:

    he rgv,  who is future immediate prey[heroin]?????

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